MOVIES I LOVE TO HATE

The following list is but a small compilation of the movies I paid money to see but were so bad I sat and watched the whole thing because I thought "Surely it will get better" Man was I wrong.

5. Jaws 4 (The Revenge) : Ok so its just coincidence that the shark seems to be targeting one family at the beach, so where does the last woman move to? The Bahamas. or some other crappy small island. And not only does Jaws 3 find her down there, but he obviously has the capacity to swim faster than a commercial airplane. *Editors note Double Duece correctly corrected me on this being Jaws 4 instead of my initial post of Jaws 3

4. Smokey and the Bandit 3: This movie was a last dying gasp of a franchise to pull in some bucks. Lets bet the Sheriff that he cant break the law by racing from Florida to some godforsaken place in X amount of time or he has to give up his badge. Sigh. When I get home Im gonna punch yo Momma right in tha mouth.

3. Police Academy 6: Ok so most of these werent very good, but this one has as its best moment Hightower rapping. "We believe you guys, so we wont dispute you. But if you're lying to us, we'll come back and shoot you. Word! "

2. Captain America: One of the richest backgrounds, great rogues gallery, and icon of America. Cast in a crappy 2 hours of moviedom. Not only was the acting bad but they turned the Red Skull into a Greek mob boss. What tha? How ? Why? Bucky would roll over in his grave.

1. The Avengers: Like you didnt know this one was coming. A movie so bad it made me curse. Whoever put Sean Connery in a big bear suit must be killed. Violently and with extreme predjudice. Curse you Avengers.....CURSE YOU!!!!!